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This week, Viced Rhino joins us for a nonsense series of out-of-order scenes and painfully retrofitted cameos. It's a movie called Fort that doesn't have a Fort in it. And that's far from the dumbest thing about it.

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KimbaKat

The guest sounds like Andrew Torez so much.

Alex

The video is appreciated for the hats 🙌😆

Alex

At 6:45, closed captioning turns "Kevin Sorbo" into "Kevin's horrible so"

ThornWolfy235

Hhhhaaaaaatssssss.... 🎩👒🧢

Macks with a CKS

Real film makers have made a COVID movie. Ari Aster's Eddington, the first real Covid movie, and it is upsetting

Matthew Laird

I am 100% the audience for Trek jokes and references. Thank you, and your hats are wonderful.

cj

The visual of full-on steampunk lady standing next to a bunch of other people who were like, "I have a black t-shirt and some sunglasses" is an amazing use of the visual medium.

Mara

Do you think Sorbo ever sits in public waiting for people to recognize him

Shannon Klakowicz

My favorite was the fancy pink hat. How about the next one all 3 of you have hats and we can vote on the winner?

BT

Genuinely surprised Noah isn't a Trekkie, even in the slightest.

Mr Pudifoot

We have seen the steampunk lady before! She was Kitty Kat, the wife/partner of the bad guy in “A Wrestling Christmas Miracle”.

Gmork

Technically, it's not required for any officer to go through "basic training." If they commission through ROTC or a military academy, they'll have the same skills and go through an Officer Basic Course, but they never go through the basic training course that enlisted go through. That said, chaplains are still useless and often harmful.

Leon

How did Eli reference Donut but not Achum?

April Poff

I love Viced Rhino's hats!

psibear

35:08 This audience member is loving the reference!

Alex Halstead

*Me screaming in excitement* Viced Rhino! I'm so happy to see this crossover, I love both your channels! Channels. Groups? Media... things. I'm glad you're collaborating!

Alex Halstead

Gay Unicorn Gary blesseth this podcast and all who create or partake of it!

tsukiouji

Wait, did the Christianos actually sue em?

Stella

Star Trek references are always good, please keep em coming 🖖!

Alex Halstead

I know I'm nitpicking but just so you know... a stockade is a kind of defensive fort wall usually built from logs held in place with dirt. And stocks are the head-and-arms (and sometimes legs) holding things. You get put in stocks for stealing, you hide behind a stockade so the Native Americans you're stealing from don't rightfully massacre you.

Jacquelyn H Salas

I went through ROTC in college. We did 4 weeks of "basic training" between sophomore and junior year.

Gmork

That's my point -- we go through training that covers the same skillsets and is generally similar. But it's not the same course than an enlisted soldier would call "Basic Training."

Alex Bee

This movie used Kevin Sorbo the same way that kids vs. wizards used the live-action segments of the guy telling the cadets a story

J. Vizzle

I have listened to every episode of this podcast, many of the episodes I've heard twice. I can't remember a movie where I found myself thinking, "what the fuck is happening?" more of than this one. What the actual fuck was that supposed to be?!?!

a suspicious package in bagging area

01:02:00: stealing multi-hundred dollar bikes: fine Stealing a shit hat: obvious bad guy Piatpod morality can be as confusing as Catholicism 🤣

Dylan Miller

The poor people not on Patreon just lost access to the greatest episode of gam ever Apocalypse 3 Tribulation starring Gary Busey. So sad 😭

Blue Star Comics

Surprised to realize you guys hadn't already done Clash in the College. That should be a fun one.

Blue Star Comics

Was it delisted from somewhere? Checking it's still up on both Spotify and Audioboom.

Dylan Miller

I think their Apple Podcasts and Spotify catalogs are limited to 500 episodes. But I might be wrong

Thomas Jackson

Goddamn the patreon website is just broken these days, nothing will actually play inside my web browser it insist on the fuckass patreon app.

The Seraphim are Wasted

The doctor is played by Eddie McClintock from Warehouse 13. He's 59, probable older than the love interest.

Suzanne August

Eli, I do love you but you are such a fucking ageist. Respect your elders!!

Thorn

I was just about to pop in and say this!

Mia Walden

How DARE not a SINGLE PERSON mention that the DIRECTOR OF MIRACLE AT MANCHESTER and major character in this movie was the guy from Warehouse 13. I was casually scrolling thru the cast list for this movie and found that out. Although, to be fair, I very well might be the only person to have ever watched that TV show. Also he appears to be in a JC movie from 2023 called Casting Stones which is about “showing compassion to women who have had abortions” so everyone do with that what you will.

Mia Walden

I thought I was the only person who noticed that actor and then I thought maybe I fever dreamed that entire television show.

Mia Walden

Fun fact there appears to be a tv series by the name “The Last War” that stars the same actors and this movie is a sequel to it. It has AI-generated title art, only three episodes, and a 3.2/10 on IMDb.

Spooky Luke

Eli and the writers of "The Good Place": two parties that independently thought of the comedic potential of demons listening to "Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer"