Gif: A CLOSE ONE (RE-DO!) (Patreon)

"Whoa, that was a close one! I whistled at this hot goth babe and she chased me down the street, hollering all this stuff about how she was sick of sexist pigs like me and she was gonna teach me a lesson! Thank God I got away, or who knows what that crazy chick might've done..."

(This is a re-do of a gif from a few years ago. I've always liked that one, but I knew I could do it better now... so I did!)