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GEORGE enters the apartment to see lit candles everywhere. His roommate HAP is standing there with a nervous grin, his hands behind his back. HAP looks around with a frown.GEORGE: What's with all the damn candles? We having electrical problems or something?HAP: No, I wanted to... set the mood. Remember the other night, when we were talking about how neither of us can ever meet the right girl? And we were saying it was too bad one of us wasn't a girl, so we could just be with each other?GEORGE: Uh... well, yeah. But listen, dude, we'd both been drinking a little, and...HAP: Well, I have great news. I went looking in my grandma's old spell book, and I found the perfect spell!He says a quick incantation and GEORGE suddenly transforms into a beautiful female version of himself, his clothes sagging on his shrunken body. GEORGE looks down at himself in astonishment. GEORGE: What in the..?HAP: Wow, the spell really worked! And that's just the first part...GEORGE: Hang on... the FIRST part?!There is a WHOOSH, and GEORGE's clothes transform into a big poofy wedding dress. HAP grins and takes out a wedding ring.HAP: Georgie, darling, will you marry me?GEORGE: Don't call me "Georgie"... and don't call me darling! I don't wanna be a girl, and I absolutely do NOT wanna marry you!HAP: Please? I promise I'll be a good husband.GEORGE: No! This whole idea is nuts... and why am I the girl, anyway? Why can't YOU be the girl?HAP: Well, it just seemed like you'd be a better girl. You gotta admit, you've always been a bit more... effeminate.GEORGE: Gee, thanks. Look, I'm flattered you want to marry me... I guess... but this is not happening. I'm not attracted to dudes!HAP: Well, you might be surprised. (He smiles and gently taps GEORGE's sternum.) You're not just the old you, in a girl suit. The spell made you a woman, body and soul, and you might find yourself feeling new... feelings.GEORGE scowls but then his eyes go wide as he feels a shift happening inside. He quietly seethes for a moment, then he slumps his shoulders, resigned.GEORGE: Great. Now I think you're super cute, and I totally wanna get married. (He realizes something and grunts in frustration.) Aw, damn it. And I wanna have lots of babies, too!HAP: Yay!GEORGE resentfully takes the wedding ring and shoves it on his finger.GEORGE: And of course, I'm totally ga-ga over my big, stupid, gorgeous ring. (He folds his arms, pouting.) Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Kiss me, you jerk!FADE OUT.