FLASHGITZ FRIDAY- THE PATREON JUST GOT UPGRADED (Patreon)

BROTHERS! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday: your only reliable source of the holy words of Flashgitz with info about new episodes as they happen! 

I see a few new faces in our congregation today, which is because we’ve finally opened up Flashgitz Friday to EVERYONE! 

But fear not paying Brothers! We’ve made some BIG TIER UPGRADES today to the Patreon to bring you even more value for your hard-earned space bucks! No change in price, just more cool shit. So stick around and see what new goodies we have in store!

And if you miss out, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

SPACE KING 5 IS COMING OUT TOMORROW! After what felt like only a few days of work, Space King 5’s development is finally coming to a bitter-sweet end. I only wish we could’ve worked on it even longer… HAHA could you imagine? The team has been very hard at work these last 8 months (hell, some of them might even be doing some last-minute fixes right now), but with the upcoming release of our latest and greatest episode yet, we’re glad we FINALLY get to show you what we’ve been working on.

Here’s your last peek at the episode before its release!

Will Captain’s shiny new armor protect him from the waves of anti-social femboys this episode will bring?

Did you know a group of wild pigs is called a “sounder”? Go to r/sounding to learn more!

It’s not “fan-service”, he’s being tortured, you porn-brained gooners

They’d be a bit bigger if it wasn’t so cold in here…

You guys have probably seen these shots a million times, so to celebrate Space King 5 is coming out tomorrow, how about I show you some gifs from SPACE KING EPISODE 6 instead? The team has been working extremely hard on Episode 6 for a little while now, so I think it’s about time to show off what they’ve been up to!

Even after episode 5, we’re not reeling back the scope of our episodes. Sorry!

Welcome to the Bone Zone

I spilled some seedlings on your moms chin last night

For any boo-boos that can’t be fixed by rubbing space-dirt on it

What good little boys get on Kingsmas

Doesn’t everybody have a junk drawer full of cameos?

Same shit, different episode

They’re actually super cool and down-to-earth once you get to understand the Flesh Warriors.

Expect more sneak-peeks from episode 6 in each upcoming Flashgitz Friday! Now you finally have something to look forward to after Space King 5.

We’ll continue where we left off next week, but if you need something to hold you over until then… you’re out of luck! There’s no episode releasing this week on the Tom and Don channel. BUT, we’ll be back next Friday on 9/4 with a director's commentary on Space King 5!

Seeing these empty chairs hurts us more than it hurts you…

Even though no new episode of Tom and Don is a tragedy, that’s no reason to end this Flashgitz Friday on a low note! Especially when we have some exciting changes coming to our Patreon!

We’ve decided that it’s finally time to upgrade the Patreon with some much-needed, super cool, BIG UPDATES! Changes that will give all of you more cool stuff for supporting us! Hell, even the people who DON’T pay are going to get something. Everyone wins! 

Let’s get into some of those changes!

FREE SUBSCRIBERS

Non-paying subscribers will start getting all future Flashgitz Fridays! This is a step towards minimizing the amount of “Where is Space King 6?” messages. Also, freeloaders will NOT be able to leave comments, since we only care about the opinions of people who pay us (and frankly, we need a paywall to keep bots from trying to scam you precious gullible angels.)

$2 ACOLYTES

This tier gives you access to whatever the freebies get, plus access to the Flashgitz Discord! It’s the perfect place to meet other generous autismos.

$5 BROTHERS

This is where things start getting good. In addition to everything above, Brothers will receive:

1 monthly sticker

Future episodes animatics

Behind-The-Scenes Packs

Access to the Flashgitz OST Playlist

Uncensored Space King Episodes

A bi-weekly Space King webcomic (uploaded every two weeks)

Monthly lore Drops

The privilege of participating in polls

Whew! That’s a lot of cool stuff for just 5 bucks. Let’s go through some of them.

In addition to receiving behind-the-scenes content, you’ll be receiving access to the official Space King soundtrack! Soon you can rock out with your cock out to all your favorite Space King tracks!

We’re also going to be releasing a Space King webcomic! The Space king universe continues in this bi-weekly comic. Bi-weekly as in releasing every two weeks. Not being sexually attracted to more than one week.

We’ll also be releasing monthly lore drops! These are official, canonical excerpts from the Space King universe that’s sure to be a nice treat for all you lore nuts out there (about 99.5% of you).

$10 GREEDY BROTHERS

Greedy Brothers will receive everything from the above tiers (do I need to keep explaining how tiers work?), except you’ll get:

2 monthly stickers

Deeper-dive episode discussion

Producer credit (your name in Space King’s end credits!)

Plus, if you’re already in this tier or you sign up to become a Greedy Brother in the next 3 months (before 11/30), you’ll be able to receive a GIANT 5-INCH MYSTERY STICKER! (We’ll reveal the sticker next week after Episode 5 drops.)

$15 VERY GREEDY BROTHERS

For just $5 more, you can get:

5 stickers a month (with 2 of them being HOLOGRAPHIC!)  One of these is a unique, only for you and nobody else never-before-seen super cool sticker….

Access to monthly brain-storming livestreams - All you voyeurs can peek in on Tom and Don brainstorming sessions. These sessions will take place on the last Monday of every month at 10 AM EST, beginning 9/28. 

Patreon producer credit.

A quarterly Q&A event with Tom and Don.  Ask questions, maybe get answers. We’ll nail down specific dates for this later!

FIVE stickers!? You read that right! You’re getting the two stickers from the Greedy Brother tier, two copies of those same stickers with a holographic foil, plus an ADDITIONAL design that’s only for Very Greedy Brothers.

$100 CHOSEN

For some of those big spenders that REALLY want to support us (and Space King knows we need you, too), we created this special tier just for you. On top of getting everything above, you’ll also receive:

Unique polls that affect the show. Character names and such.

Annual Christmas Cards

Bi-Annual challenge coin or medal

Patreon producer credit.

If you sign up for a year in advance (or stay signed up for a full year) your name will appear IN a Space King episode! (more on that below!)

For all of you Brothers who kept asking for ways to support us EVEN MORE, we’ve finally opened The Chosen Tier! This is the chance for you big-dick psycho fans to become immortalized with YOUR NAME appearing in an episode! And I’m not talking about the credits (even though you’ll get that, too!) We’ll put your name IN the cartoon. Whether that’s scratching your name onto a wall, writing it in a book, or putting you on High Command’s ”banned from geno-bombs” list. It’ll be the perfect thing to make you pause and point while soyfacing at your friends.

Names will be added to episodes in the order memberships are received, so it may not be the very next episode! If you prepay for a year, your name will appear sometime during that membership year. If you reach 12 months through monthly memberships, your name will appear within the following 12 months. All of this to say: names will begin appearing in episode 7!

To sweeten the deal even further, we’ll even be giving out exclusive bi-annual challenge coins or medals! We’re still working out the specifics, but they’ll definitely be cooler and more special than those silver coins with the bison on them. 

An early concept for the Chosen Tier’s challenge coins! This is just a quick mockup. The end result should have a lot more blood and guts.

Whether you upgrade or stay in the same tier, we appreciate your support regardless! Please don’t feel pressured into giving us more than you’re able. You’ve all stuck around through thick and thin, so these changes are meant to give you all even more perks for supporting us, as well as giving more options if you’d like to support us further. Space King wouldn’t be where it’s at without all of you, so we hope you’ll continue to stick around as we make this series MONUMENTAL!

Whew! That does it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday! I’m running out of breath just typing all of this out! And again, we want to thank all of you for your support. Brothers, Greedy Brothers, VERY Greedy Brothers, and even those of you in the free tier who just want to see where all this goes. Episode 5’s release tomorrow will be a testament to all the generosity you’ve given us so far, and I STRONGLY believe it’ll blow your globules off. Is using our own show’s terminology to make a point cringe? Maybe. But goddammit it’s fucking hype and I can’t wait for you all to watch it. So go out and get some snacks and eyedrops because you won’t want to miss a thing when it drops!

See you next tomorrow on YouTube, Brothers!

And don’t forget to sign up by 8/31 to receive your tier’s respective stickers!

Praise Be!

Now this is the part where we show off some FAN ART!

A fantastic painting from the upcoming episode War World by u/automatic_lettuce06 on Reddit! An absolutely badass piece. The cigar smoke coming from his helmet is a cherry on top. 

Pixel art of the main squad by u/RodjaJP on Reddit! I love the absolutely psychotic expression on Captain’s face.

Chip by @Skwimpler on X! Very sick art, but I can tell the thirsting has already begun…

Share your art by tagging us on social media or by adding #SpaceKing to the end of your post to be featured in future Flashgitz Fridays! Seriously, make it easy for me to find.

Thank you, Brothers! Until next week,

Praise Be!