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1074 - Modern Perverts feat. Quorators (9/24/26) (Patreon)

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2026-09-25 04:02:45
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2026-09

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The Quorators podcast (Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz) join us for a combo of insane Dear Prudies and bizarre Quoras. I am a bad person for being mad at my employee’s cat on Zoom? Am I racist if I don’t find Black people attractive except for Idris Elba? How can you really tell if a man is gay? All of this and more are answered on this podcast crossover.

Check out Quorators wherever you get pods, and check out their Most Online Mind competition here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxi9bROrK-s

Join us on Fri, Oct 16 at the ErF Gallery for a live screening of Chunks followed by a live talkback featuring Will, Hesse & Podcast About List, tickets here: https://www.erf.nyc/events/chapo-trap-house-screening

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Jordan

I was saying boo-urns.

Wawaweewa

How will I explain this to the lass

megyn kelly’s dirty socks

you’ve just dragged me out of the depths of despair (needed a Drake London td for my parlay)

ploob (edited)

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2026-09-25 08:00 Clare!
2026-09-25 04:05 Clare! Fuck me in my ass BLEHHH!

Clare! Fuck me in my ass BLEHHH!

JD Nonce

Finally an episode named after me 🫶

Talcum Gladwell

Omg the episode icon changing sizes when you scroll on the Patreon app is fucking hilarious

Porpoise

We love quorators dont we folks

Twerk dancer (edited)

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2026-10-27 12:00 I haven’t listened yet, but those questions already have me curious 👀🎧 Which topic do you think people will have the strongest opinion on — and which one should I start with first? 🤔🔥 I’m a creator too, so I love seeing a conversation that actually gets people talking instead of just scrolling past 💬✨ Drop your take 👇🗣️
2026-09-25 04:07

Elo

Holy shit is that all three Quorators? Rarely has my trough been filled with such delectable slop

Joe D’grinda

Please mr chapo i need the run hide fight sequel episode!!

notbrian

thanks for really getting the conversation started

nick

Ready to spot some anglos

Greg

Disappointed they won’t address the the bar that Will and Katherine frequent in western Mass. Maybe that’s for Monday’s episode.

Mikey

Call the number

Parker

Jesus man

Jonathan Nathan

Finally a podcast for me, a Modern Pervert

kenton

paid for this 🫡

JD Nonce

Having a dragon is actually better than having a nuke because you can use it so many times and it gets better over time

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 3 minutes and 43 seconds today

ploob

It's the world's premier Quora based podcast!

Agent Grange

The guy who's making his wife's pussy burn has gotta stop eatin cascable chillis in some Mama Liz's Reaper chili oillllll

Agent Grange

Fuuuuck I can't compete with comments like this. How are my personal friends at Chapo supposed to see my comments and laugh at them when I have to compete for space with comments like this??

Davis G

My top 10 queer, Jewish podcasters: 1) Felix 2) Steiny from the Nelk Boys 3) Adam Friendland 4) Ben Shapiro 5) Nick Fuentes 6) Ilana Glazer 7) Alan Dershowitz 8) Brace Belden 9) Rabbi Shmuley 10) Ezra Klein

Joel Marks

Do you think the Quorators could set up a tag team street fight between Will and Felix vs Justin and Liam from WTYP?

Dustin Nelson

I am so hyped for this, if only I wasn't supposed to be asleep rn

Alex C

I always love Felix's family stories

YungCereza

If the Low-empathy Alpha sees you he inflicts gay on you like a Winter Lantern from Bloodborne

ayyyy1

this sucked

Animals in Motion

Why is Will so often using the wrong form of "I/me/us"?

Иноагент

Okay so the window masturbator - it is primarily gross and antisocial to crank the meat to an unsuspecting yoga class, but in a secondary sense, isn't it a bit wholesome to be jerking to like, real, live action? It's analogue, its oldschool, it's retro, it's a dying art. These days theres nary a pervert on the streets because they're all on pornhub. When's the last time you saw someone suspicious in a trench coat? Well, if you ever did, they were making content for the matrix. It's like we lost a part of our humanity that we had to contend with. Even revulsion and disgust is a connection to an other; now you don't even need to hate the pervert because they aren't there. Edit: damn I paused and wrote this and the next thing they talk about is the same damn sentiment lmao

Cardboard

Anyone wanna go on a road trip to Western Mass?

Ross Moore

Put some gosh dern pants on

Twerk dancer

Ross, just say women scare you. Trying to control what I wear won’t make you feel less insecure. 🤭

A Kayyy

Felix 67s at 1:04:08

Pink&TealCore

What the actual fuck is that thumbnail. JAIL

Delapore Media

George R. R. Martin is 78 years old. The last book was published fifteen years ago. You're not getting a new book. The unpopular ending of the HBO series was *the* ending.

E

The developmentalist plan for Westeros is to build a canal from the northern part of the Mander to the Blackwater Rush.

Leonora Calzogna

period...sure i doubt many would feel okay about it if they knew they were the subject of such a thing but...it's very real and human!

Smartalec

The guests really stepped on a landmine bringing up GoT

Philomena

oh sweet a my brother my brother and me episode

Steve D

Is the question at 59 minutes an Anglo spotted?

Doug Cartel

Blood raven? Sorry I only speak Dawn of War idk what that means in Gome of Thomps

Tvvvv

Embrace the suck

Harry

I haven't heard game of thrones mentioned outside of this podcast in what feels like a decade

Sean McCarthy

Kyle Phoenix sex expert looks like Micahel wilbin

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

My sister is doing magic to take my husband; she's just pulling quarter after quarter from behind his ear, I can't possibly provide for the family the way she does.

Chris

Has anyone else seen the trailer for Ghost Soldier? I need an episode on that movie like I need water. If you told me Felix and Brendan James ghostwrote it I’d believe you

drewb

I was expecting the window story to be "the neighbour is screwing the entire yoga class in their back garden" so "I caught my betrothed reenacting a slimy version of rear window over unconsenting strangers" was a big swerve for me, emotionally

izi

Who taught felix W faps??

John Lima

Asian man here in nyc, can confirm we are all straight here. Also Im gay.

Throw Away

Maybe if baseball used a big purple dildo Judge would play defense

Tim U.

Did Felix ever read the Game of Thrones books, or is this lore knowledge all still from summaries?

Cascadia Breadloaf

I'm proud of Will for finally saying "nuclear" correctly

Oliver Clozov

I was really hoping they would address it. Soo much material there

Jonathan G

Felix “not remembering” Grant Cardone’s name

jg

Not to split hairs on GoT economics, but if you read Minting Money by Christine Desean i think medieval england’s money system is primarily a fiat money system with each penny defined by decree rather than by metal composition and weight.

Ted Lavender

I’d forgotten where I’d heard Alex before but he sounded so familiar. Always liked his energy on that other show and it was the same here.

C. Andrew

"When everyone is straight, no one is." Gay Syndrome from Gay Incredibles.

COM

If lemonade is gay then do Arnold Palmers make you Bi?

C. Andrew

I'm running a study at the Having Gay Sex Clinic. I just got a huge grant from the DHS director, he's coming by every week for a site inspection. As a scientist you need to have sex with at least thirty members of the same sex before you can determine if you're gay. It's tough, thankless work, but we're making breakthroughs every day.

Myron Trante

"Men call me Darkstar and I am of the night." - Felix

Reece Coren

Wedding band? Married gay didn’t get enough laughs

Brandon

repeatedly counting the Rs in quorators

lil terracotta

A Targaryen mercantile accelerationist would be fitting for GoT

the dumpist

Damn Powerthirst mentioned

Louis Ludwig

Remake of The Sandlot with Louis Farrakhan in the James Earl Jones part.

Woke Batou

Damn don't do Brace like that

Pat

love the quorators hell yeah

Mattc83

Six year old Felix saying Bob Dole sucks with his buddy on the playground is the tidbit of info I never knew I needed to know.

Nick

These guys are fun guests

Eric Sometimes

The image for this ep showing prominently on my lock screen is just *chefs kiss*

Reece Coren

Crying laughing imagining Felix getting yelled at for trying to explain his game of thrones lore mid orgy

Jim Chapman

When I saw the title, I assumed they would be talking about Tommy Tuberville being scared of furries flying planes.

Jim Chapman

I’m OOTL. What bar? What’s the backstory?

Harry Evans

The first part of Felix talking about group sex sounded like he was giving testimony at HUAC

Reece Coren

Great episode. Will definitely be checking out their podcast now

Henry

Yeah it's so dystopian that perverts are stuck inside on the computer instead of roaming the streets. Sure man

Joelio

Episode image popping up on my car entertainment screen as I drive my mom to chemo

Evan G

I swear they keep getting into it and bringing it up more as it becomes less relevant

George Bell

Felix is like the northernlion of podcasts, in that I understand his references less than half of the time, but I can always tell they’d probably be really funny if I did.

Mitchell Butler

Agog at the anti-ballet dad question. Like how can you be married to someone long enough to have kids and not know that they're homophobic???

Joe Signorelli

Manager of two other people is Moe from the three stooges

George Spafford

“Laying the groundwork for their next failure” genius

The Steel Harvest

wouldn't "sucks" as a pejorative actually empower women? like if a woman sucks a dude, they're probably not getting their turn kinda thing? I just figured the ladies invented that one.

vansdan

Dodged a bullet not bringing NFL season

suj 🐥

taylor swift has a song called i look in peoples windows 😭

Christopher Price

they're keeping it alive in the old country with dogging

Wes

Brace would be honored to be between Shmuley and The Dersh

Wes

I think i have a different understanding of what 'glazing' is than Felix..

Ed Johnson

Pirate-vulnerable tho

🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm like second or third cousins to Bob Dole lmao

K

That pic is exactly what an vLLM combining the visual concept of man with the visual concept of multiple orgasms produces. Love AI simultaneously very accurately conveying a concept while getting it precisely wrong to every human that sees it... Absolute cinema

E

As a gay sex party type of person, guys who want to be invited genuinely should just ask, it won’t be awkward, us whore types are immune to that

Wilko

One of the funniest eps in recent memory.

Kainien Morel

Sadly, I think this promising episode was mostly a write-off, excluding the obvious: the need for the hugely successful CRUSADER KINGS 3 conversion mod, A GAME OF THRONES, to implement a newborn member to House Dayne in the King Robert Baratheon-era, Phillish of Starfall, whose distinguishing traits are 1) being perpetually near death 2) automatically being granted the 'scholarship' trait and 3) a massive penalty to stewardship, because upon reaching adulthood he funnels 50 to 80% of his income to a unique pleasure fleet-owning merchant, Newellio of Bravos, in return for interactive play scrolls he doesn't actually own. The Quorators were welcomed though, they should be guests more often.

MKatieUltra

Orson Scott Card made the enemy in Enders Game “buggers” lol (and that book is a bullied nerd wish fulfillment story)

Baduncadonk

Emily Litella was a Gilda Radner character on SNL

Alex

Unfortunately he called Quora "cora" the entire episode, thus negating his good deed

A Patron.

Love the token diversity but the chick is off the pace. Bring back Amber ❤️

Inappropriate RN

JFC this is the greatest comment section on Earth.

ST Promotion

I had covid over the weekend and I couldnt make it through the GOT discussion without passing out

Nick H

lol Liam would solo both of them, no question

Charles_CVBIRD

Clare's voice got me feeling a certain way...

Daniel

I took Felix's advice and pirated Demon's Souls ! Kinda old and clanky, but really fun!

Carlo Reyna

dem fricatives sure make swear words satisfying

Carlo Reyna

Felix: are you familiar w the hyper-local Chicago slang ‘durb’? pretty sure it was coined when Dick Durbin was first elected, def widely used in Oak Park…

Jeramie Poe

Brace is a father now! (Somehow)

Ant koz

Big Mike undoubtedly dropped roaches in movie house. Greg was right about this. Also Moana 2 is obviously a five bagger

super criminal

Really hope Mondays episode is the run hide fight sequel

Jonathan Nathan

I once went to an orgy solely in my capacity as a field organizer for Bernie Sanders. I had some very nice food, made a field pitch, listened to the host make a better field pitch, and then left because I had to work in the morning and everyone was hotter than me.

Иноагент

Hi yall just felt friendly and made a (((list))), enjoy!