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After the surprise success of Demon’s Souls, From Software and Bandai Namco decided to double down on their success. This time, the team was allowed to make their own game from the ground up rather than just kill themselves salvaging what may have been the worst game of 2009 if not for their intervention. While they may have run into budgetary and deadline issues that account for the game’s notorious backhalf, it is safe to say that 2011’s Dark Souls was an improvement on its immediate predecessor in every single way. 

This week, Spencer joined me to discuss the game that launched millions of utterly repellant webcomics, billions of the most annoying posts of all time, and marks perhaps the highest point in level and world design the modern catalog has ever seen. The game is obviously not without faults. I never had the misfortune of playing Blighttown on Xbox 360, frame drops and all. I cannot defend Bed of Chaos. I truthfully expected some of the game’s more hated sections to wear on me as they did my first couple playthroughs. Instead, I ended up having possibly the most fun I ever had removing my grip socks in the Northern Undead Psych Ward and choosing between the Primordial Serpents AIPAC and J Street. If you haven’t played this game, I cannot recommend it enough. Then again, there are a lot of psychos who listen to these incredibly long episodes and make it a point of pride to never even touch the games we’ve wasted years of our lives on. So do what you want, I guess.

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NobleStrings

im straight plin-plin-ploning my shit

marley

thank you dark souls players club thank you

RanRan Bobandy

6 fucking hours. SO. MUCH. SLOP. Praise the sun!

Mungo Franczak

Shout out to anyone else who in their first playthru made it all the way down to the Ancient Dragon only to have to walk all the way back up the tree

Esteé Dee

Jesus Christ you’re hitting HARDCORE HISTORY episode lengths

Isaac Andersen

Alright it’s time to hurt myself again

Chris

LETS SMOUGH!

Chris T

Praise the Sun!!

tursi

thank you. I look forward to committing time theft while I listen to this.

Michael S. Judge

I don't make a point of not playing the games, but I also just don't play video games, and this is how I challenge & strengthen my Phantastikon: I have to make up a whole world from whatever the fuck this is gonna be about

Joshua Garcia

Wow this is Dan Carlin length. I’ve never played Dark Souls or any of the games in this season. I heard they were annoyingly difficult and I don’t play games to escape from reality to be angry. Or I try not to. I may still listen eventually. I liked the MGS season as I could relate to that. I’d be down for a Hitman episode. I didn’t know Absolution was bad. Hitman has been my favorite series since preteen. What does that say about me. After that maybe Splinter Cell.

tursi

your right spencer i would shoot you in broad daylight for this opportunity

Ian H. B.

A six?? Lord help me

Patchuey

I'll finally get to understand what my husband is always yapping about.

Nick

Felix has never had sex

Tvvvv

1 like = Spencer stab wound

Tanner Robbins

this is about to change my life for the worse, thank god

Mungo Franczak

If people haven’t played the seamless coop mods for these games but ESPECIALLY dark souls 1, I cannot recommend it enough. It is so fun and is such a new and unique way to re experience them

GuthriesGhost

Banger intro. Praise the motherfuckin son

GuthriesGhost

Souls games are much less rage inducing than mgs games imo you should give them a shot

Who's luggage?

I have never played any of these games, I haven't played games since covid. I feel like such a little goyslave listening to these episodes. Oh well anyway

Mungo Franczak

I’m looking forward to this entire season, but I especially cannot wait for the Bloodborne discussion. It’s easily my favorite game of all time, my only tat is the Hunter’s Mark rune on my wrist, I even wrote my honor’s thesis on the game.

Kevin Boyle

Six hours of Felix talking Dark Souls and prepubescent masturbation

Peeteethree

Looking forward to the 20 hour long Sekiro episode. Also, no Nightreign episode? It looks like Felix hasn’t touched it but I’d be interested since he’s played many of the multiplayer games that Nightreign takes mechanics from, and also has friends that play From games

TLT

Holy moly

Morgan

Damn he wasnt joking when he said he had recorded 12 hours of elden ring lol

Tim O'

HARD LORE HISTORY

Will Copeland

If you ever do an ep on Halo 2, I’ll do it

Tim O'

Liz already let you get a tattoo?! Damn

Wrought

Oh my fucking god man

Raiden

I feel like this game actively wants to crush your spirit more than all the other entries. From the way new players find themselves in the graveyard, to the way the first boss needs to be run from, how curses originally stacked, and how in the near beginning their is an almost unavoidable dragon that fire breathes on you with no warning. Despite it all, it’s surmountable and a wonderful gaming experience.

Raiden

In my experience your first Dark Souls experience will be rage inducing especially if you aren’t patient and try to play by the game’s rules. After you log your hours in that first game you will be able to breeze through other entries

barry

Insane runtime, but in a good way

Corey

Mungo

vansdan

bro you didnt even get every platinum for this series??? disappointed, Felix!

vansdan

I did that on purpose once to see if I could do it... I abandoned that save file

Yosh B

finally a podcast for the whole work day

Tooffixer

Who else up praisin they sun rn?

vansdan

im listening at work so same here

Tooffixer

WELCOME TO DARK SOULS BITCH!!!!!

Jim Storrie

I got a black knight weapon on my first run too, the black knight sword. not the greatsword, but the one that is greatsword-class for you because it's for a big guy. that thing rocks. I think it's still my favorite video game weapon. it's like a claymore with an ass implant

J Morse

Spencer: ive watched all these gay origies Also spencer: when I showed my wife this game Truly the heir to the chapo dynasty

Temp

Goddamn Malenia / Melania is a good bit

Sundermania

These editing and recording sessions must have been Hell lol

Shane-A112

whenever Felix brings up Andrea Dwarkin or having sex 3.5 times a year I feel so represented in media

I’m Dreading This

At this rate the Elden ring episode has to be 15 hours minimum right?

Valentino

6 hours, fuck yea bud

Mungo Franczak

Something I really love about Anor Londo is that the staircase up to the cathedral has two sizes of stairs, one set is massive, implying they’re made for the gods. The other set is much smaller and sized for humans. It almost challenges the narrative that Gwyn segregated his society and perhaps the Gods and Humanity did co-mingle to some extent.

T4Tina

Save states for your retro game? At that point why even play it.

Enoch

My first playthrough I got the, what I know know drop, channeler's trident from the one time channeler spawn in undead parish. I was playing a sorcerer and this was the first int scaling weapon I found so I thought I was supposed to be investing the stats up to use it that early in the game. Absolutely fucked my build due to having no vitality. 10 out of 10 game.

Bigriff

Shoot this six hours of slop into my fucking veins

see these hands

Sekiro is Felix’s only FS plat?? Hitting the Biden “Come on man”

Enoch

Hell yeah brother. Also prior to doing that I had completely missed the door to lower undeadburg and explored every other area possible including going all the way to the bottom of tomb of the giants, finding the way blocked at the bottom, and then crawling back up, all completely in the dark since I never got the lantern drop. 10 out of 10 game.

GuthriesGhost

Sure but I was able to coach my wife, who hadn’t picked up a controller since N64 into playing and enjoying DS1 and then Elden ring. These games are masterpieces, if you engage with the game it will give you every kind of tool you want to beat them. I just think anyone who enjoys vidya games owes it to themselves to play them

Meatwad Cosby

Currently on the part about Miyazaki’s innocent sexual quirkiness. Well done, boys.

Big Bob

You could probably do an episode on how much this game got patched. The dart toxic and dragon butts respawned on bonfire, the best shield in the game dropped from starter hollows, a lot of the weapon arts did 1k damage for no investment...

Aaron Enold

First time playing DS I had the same experience as Spencer. Got through the game easily using a shield then got to the DLC and had to change my entire style up. The black knight halberd was unfair

C

Finally some representation for precocious dry cummers

calvin kilby

mm mm mm we eatin' good today, piggies

calvin kilby

yoooo i got a bloodborne tattoo as well

Brent

Going to need a time code for when he starts

Nathan Maidlow

Encountered this game and Reddit at the same time my sophomore year of high school, altered my brain chemistry for the worse permanently

Raiden

Most notoriously curses stacked!

叔叔六十四 (Uncle64)

At first I was jealous of Spencer, but I don't think I'd have the endurance for this

Elder

Gwyn did nothing wrong tho

Daniel

How do I pay more money for this?

tristan

Gonna end up finishing my run this is so fucking long (complementary)

Nathan Explosion

what’s spencer’s deal? non-derogatory, i just don’t know who he is or where he came from.

More Human than Human

I got massively cursed by the lizards on my first playthrough and i don’t care what ppl say they did stack. It was insane. I finally got some items from that old man in new Londo. This was my first souls game it was very difficult

ploob

Oh, my favorite position? That would be 'Reverse Harem-style'.

Ermete

As for Lovecraftian themes in ds1, anor Londo is unknown kadath: you get there carried by the night-gaunt, the gods have left the "marvellous city [...] All golden and lovely it blazed in the sunset, with walls, temples, colonnades, and arched bridges of veined marble, silver-basined fountains" And left gwyndolin guarding it (as nyarlathotep guarded kadath)

kwrob

One of the things the pandemic took from me was sharing an office with young men having intelligent discussions about dorky things. I will listen to this all day and feel like I'm home again.

Caleb

This series got announced right as I was in the middle of playing through Bloodborne AND Demons Souls for the first time. I am absolutely loving it so far. I cannot fucking wait for the Bloodborne episode.

Golgoteph

Six hour dark souls episode where half of it is talking about other games

Mungo Franczak

That’s the best part about from soft games, they hardly ever give you a straight answer to anything and leave practically everything up to interpretation

Guydude

Volcel icon.

Elo

The level design, worldbuilding, and enemies up through Anor Londo are 10/10 chef's kiss perfect masterpiece. But jesus almost everything after that feels lame by comparison with the exception of a few beautiful environments like the Duke's Archives. That said, thank you for this heaving barrel of slop into which I will now lower my snout

Mxrebel

I'm curious to all the other people here, will the cop out and shit on ds2 or acknowledge that ds2 is great?

Mike

Spencer shouting out LobosJr the goat DS1 streamer. That’s ancestral ball knowledge.

Hole genius

This shit sucks. How can anyone listen to this? What the fuck are you doing?

Tom D.

Hi can we get a full transcript for this episode?

Will

As a non-gamer the MGS season was easier to follow. Is it that these games aren't as narrative-driven or something? Or did Felix just forget to recap the plotlines?

Jethro Mojave

His running “having sex 3.5 times a year” bit is fucking hilarious because that’s lowkey true about me

Jack

Feed me more.... Slop

RainDog

I think what makes DS1 my favorite in the series is that for most of the game you have no access to fast travel. Its something super small but I think fast travel does ruin a lot of the atmosphere for me in the other games. In Elden Ring when you're deep under the earth in the lake of rot and you can just teleport from this extremely hostile environment to some place safe it ruins the sense of extreme danger these places should have. Compare that to Blight Town in DS1 where the only way out to the "safety" of the Firelink Shrine is to go back through that treacherous path you just came from. For now the only place that is safe is a bonfire in a drainage ditch. It gives the game this deep sense of loneliness and isolation that I think is missing from the other games. It makes moments like finding a bonfire and seeing Solaire chilling at it feel much more impactful.

Jake

Oh my god scaled up to 6 hours yes yes yes

Percy Plump

00:10:30 so Spencer also recognizes DeS and (partially) DS1 as dungeon crawlers. Vindicated! 00:27:30 equipment durability melting effects are actually in all the games. In Ds1 chaos eaters also do it, ds2 has it on a hex I think and the stinkbugs in shrine of amana, ds3 has it on a pyromancy, and deS has it on a spell and Phalanx’s boss weapon of all things. The durability mechanic in general does very much feel like a relic of using dungeon-crawl mechanics, and very much an afterthought. 00:38:00 people hate oceiros fight because the camera goes crazy once he kills the baby and starts launching himself across the arena. 01:06:40 Felix making jokes about how bad souls sloptubers are but shouting out hawkshaw and admitting to buying the vaatividya book is absolutely bizarre. Those guys are the worst dogshit sloptubers I’ve ever watched.

Percy Plump

1:08:50 Felix reading too much and not playing enough. Gough says his own name to you when he shoots down Kalameet! “Now watch, and see how Gough (pronounced GOFF) hunts dragons.”

Richard Cochnar

Mungo’s Wet Nurse. Bloodborne is my fave too. Sekiro and Dark Souls 2 at the bottom, though there are things in both of them that I truly love.

Percy Plump

The main narratives of the games are kinda barebones, yeah, and most of a player’s time they are not concerned with it. Demons’ souls is that you are an adventurer of some kind that goes to the land of Boletaria to stop a fog caused by an ancient creature from covering the whole world and stop the demons that come from the fog from killing the people that are still around. You do so with the help of a mysterious woman that can turn the souls of demons into power for you. You kill enough powerful demons that you can challenge the guy who woke the ancient creature, and put the ancient creature back to sleep. Dark souls is that you are someone who is undead that is freed from prison because there’s a legend that an undead can gather enough powerful souls to rekindle the fire that keeps the world running. You run around the whole world doing that and go to the fire pit and destroy the corpse of the king who shaped the world and eventually burned himself in that pit to keep it that way. They don’t talk about the main plot as much because there’s more intrigue involved with the areas that you explore themselves than there is with the main quest.

lil terracotta

Rip me trying to plunging attack the knight in the darkroot basin or garden or whatever.

Guydude

Referencing Giant Dad (a meme) and not Havel Mom (a good build) in relation to the masks is crazy.

shelly

Incredible episode and really loving the series, but the skull lantern is indeed guaranteed in 2 ways and you can get both in one playthrough. If you kill all the necromancers, the last one is guaranteed to drop it if you dont get lucky and get the drop from an earlier one. If you dont want to kill the necromancers, its also a pickup in the area Patches kicks you down to but that route does mean you have to slide down from the Pinwheel fight in the dark first

Agent Grange

Is Felix going to mention that Fnkzz on every episode? Let's find out. Anyway I remember those "PREPARE TO DIE... AGAIN!" magazine advertisements where it was a bunch of guys just waiting in a waiting room to get smoked by a dragon. Or the later PREPARE TO DIE EDITION release. At the time it just made me go "oh so it's just like a generic knight game and the difficulty is its whole gimmick. Sounds lame." I didn't get the whole picture of it being a dark fantasy epic until much later. Another example of the startling incompetence of western agencies not knowing how to market Japanese titles, which is kind of bizarre given how ubiquitous Japanese media was by 2011.

Percy Plump

2:36:00 again, a big part of the reason people hate Capra is the tiny arena with fucking trees and detritus in it that makes the camera a nightmare. A new player won’t even SEE the dogs coming for them. Even I get clipped by the dogs sometimes because you need to be extremely careful which way you roll, and it has to be a split second decision the moment you go through the fog wall. Capra is an awful fight for new players beyond the “skill check”. And I seriously doubt the freehand bomb toss over the fog wall is an intended solution. If it was, why doesn’t the merchant lady in the shortcut back to firelink sell firebombs? She sells a bunch of other random shit.

nick

The VO in all these games is busted as hell idk what they are on about re: these London theater actors doing such a great job.

nick

Mergo Franczak

Ben

Damn Felix is never gonna do the Yakuza series :(

Percy Plump

3:12:00 bizarre characterization of Logan. He’s perfectly amicable the entire time you interact with him up until the end of his quest when he goes crazy. Is this more hawkshaw vaatividya fanfiction crap? Do I need to watch the “Bighat Logan’s Dark Secret 😱” video?

ts_babyjane

oh shit, felix played the 360 version?? I did a ds1 replay on my streamdeck christmas 2025, there was that ice storm after, and when the power went out i spent all day on lord of cinder just to kill in time for my steamdeck to die . Bought a copy of the 360 version.. turns out playing hd games on a crt is horrible tho lol i might have to actually play it.. I long for the old ds1 days i mostly missed out on. (edit reading that back.. i'm a woman in my early 30s and no, you can't tell at all lmao)

Ermete

Wait what? I clearly recall camping and killing the wyvern on the bridge by sniping it from under the bridge...did they changed it since the original release?

Agent Grange

Damn Spencer has some chops in this episode, you guys should let him third mic more often. That Gelbooru line? Chefs kiss.

Percy Plump

No. They’re getting a lot of weird details wrong, like about curse stacking (it was patched out pretty, like before the DLC came out). The wyvern doesn’t heal, all it does is fly away if you make it to the covenant statue bonfire and return at full health if you reload the area somewhere else along the bridge.

Percy Plump

4:23:00 Felix is too lore-brained, he can’t appreciate the game for the story it’s telling on its own. Save the darksign reveal for the ds3 episode please (along with the ariandel dicksucking), my goodness. Dark souls 1 has nothing to say about what causes the darksign beyond it having something to do with the age of fire. It specifically being gwyn locking the power of humanity away intentionally because he was afraid of what the pygmies might do is a dark souls 3 plot point! Dark souls 1 is a lot more about unintended consequences. The fire needing a new sacrifice is because gwyn was bad at futureproofing, and gwyndolin doesn’t have any great options that will work long-term unless he can trick the player into it. The darksign could easily be an oopsie from Gwyn that he just never thought was important enough to fix, because humans are forgettable! The biased opening narration states as such. The undead curse ratcheting up social tensions could be something easily exploited by gwyndolin to get a chosen undead willing to link the fire.

Quaritch

Excellent! I eagerly await the DS2 episode, very interesting game to talk about.

Percy Plump

4:55:00 Talking earlier about how important it is to pick up the wood grain ring and havel ring is, and how the master key is the only starting item worth getting, and with this how getting divine weapons is worthless and the smart thing to do is get the occult club and revert it, is so frustrating. Talk about optimizing the fun out of the game.

Smith

WSJ piece about Aschenbrenner implosion / connections has a final reveal about his wedding officiant that makes it good candidate for Chapo Trad ep heads. But this is fine too…

Throw Away

Referring to periods of rule as administrations is pretty funny

TigerFM

I found Kalameet weirdly easy on SL1. Manus was insanely hard but I grew to truly love that fight. Ornstein and Smough I hated and really made me change my mind on that fight. There AI is not well thought out and O is very buggy feeling. Def relies on players being chunky enough with good DPS to smooth it over. Most other stuff felt pretty good to master on SL1 except Gwyn

Adam Urato

my best guess, I think Seath had a lot of powerful friends, and that he was a predator and a pedophile, and those sides of his life were mostly separate.

Morgan

Lol switch 2 port gang checking in ✅ I dont really play video games really and my only exposure to souls games is the remastered on switch

king_von_diesel

The light of God does not shine on anyone who casually uses the word passoid

FA

Just finished, great episode, great game, i absolutely agree with the point at the end about how this game is a classic that will continue to stand the test of time for many years to come. However I did find it very funny that Felix was pissed off at Sif for "being obstinate".

FA

One little detail of DS1 I loved that I wished they touched on more was some of the bespoke asynchronous multiplayer stuff. Obviously have the ones you see in most of the games (live player phantoms, bloodstains, messages) but DS1 had some really cool unique ones. Off the top of my head: -Hearing when other players were ringing the bells of awakening -Player phantoms appearing a little more opaque and detailed when sitting at bonfires -petrified corpses appearing in other players worlds when someone gets cursed -vagrants (which i still have never actually seen in any of my playthroughs) - miracle resonace signs -getting an extra estus flask from using bonfires other people have recently kindled

Grock1199

I'm gonna be honest, we need to get Felix an editor, 2 hour eps from now on

Clean Beans

To give an example of the point made at about 1:56:30, there is a duo/trio boss in Elden Ring that you can cheese to have them jump off the arena and instadie. Can't remember what they're called, some gargoyles or birds or something. Also famously the Dragonrider in DS2 can be cheesed to fall out of their own arena.

Sampz

Listened to the free eps for years but this is the episode that finally made me subscribe.

Epic Rap Battles of Herstory

Big Hat Logan livestreaming rants about Gwyndolin from the Duke's Archives while wearing the Jeffrey EpSeath zip-up

Franks Food Reviews

You got to chill out with the “type of guy” talk it’s becoming unlistenable

kallampero

This episode is over six hours long

Greasy_Jones

When I hear Crystal Cave, I can only think of one Mr. Seagal

lil terracotta

I’m betting on a nuanced defense of ds2, but we’ll see!

Mxrebel

I hope so, I've always appreciated how da2 rally hammers home the idea that it is cyclical and the whole thing is much bigger than you, there have been many kingdoms come before you that have come and disappeared and only ruins and legends remain.

Ryan

Chapo intern Spencer was fantastic on this episode. You won't find this kinda content anywhere else in the world. Having awesome content about dark souls and then it's a tangent to an anti trans free press guy and what he would say if he lived in that world. That just made me think of a t-shirt which is that guy halfway through saying some anti trans thing they say then he gets backstabbed and the stabber says "welcome to darksoulds b*tch. Might be too niche 💀

ex-cantaloupe

glossing over hawkeye gough big time here, he's got some of the most moving dialogues even in a game that's already stacked with tons of incredibly written and acted characters

Dom Servo

This podcast opens with a long shitty unfunny parody of video essays, but at least the joke had a thesis. This podcast also contains so many “I don’t want to sound like a video essay” bits, despite being six hours of rambling about the experience of playing a video game. Please just embrace the material. You chose to use your established platform to talk about Dark Souls, so why be coy/ironic about it? Noah Caldwell-Gervais did this perfectly, and his 3 hour video on the Souls trilogy has so much more to offer than the 10 hours so far presented of your Souls podcast.

KelleheJ

Gut wrenching that they forgot to mention the skeletal blacksmith, who - in my opinion - has the most accurate representation of what a talking skeleton's voice would sound like in all of media

Rock_Punchgroin

I WOULD like to say that Crossbreed Priscilla's tail cut weapon is actually very nice. But you can bone out after you get it if you want.

PessimisticPete

I have a very loose understanding of Spencer as a concept

Kevin

The dragons aren’t just “fucking bullshit” in Des and DS1 - they teach the player about equip load through experiential gameplay. When I first played DeS in 2009 I realized I couldn’t run fast enough to avoid the flames. Then I had to eureka moment where if I took my armour off I could run faster. This shit was amazing and important for the gameplay experience. It reinforces a certain realism in the moment etc it’s lazy to say “that sequence sucks you don’t learn anything or have it be important later” WRONG, ASSHOLES!

Trevor Brandt

Really looking forward to DS2 for Gavlan Wheel Gavlan Deal

D. Elwood

I'm the exact opposite as Felix in what i come to these games for lol, I thought Lies of P was interminable, meanwhile Kazan has like 30% of DMC in its DNA so it whips; im also a Nioh sicko so I cant help but notice he totally leaves Ninja Theory out when he talks about the genre

Temp

Yo, you can use arrows on the invisible bridges in Crystal Caves to see the path. Much easier than the stones

Dale Gribble

Yo just fyi on the four kings fight where the tip deals more damage then the mid or strong of the sword, that's true to life, these games all generally do a good job of capturing what sword fighting/fencing feels like, managing distance, knowing your reach, and especially how often times playing too defensively will get you killed

drunk cig

Buttresses, flying even

drunk cig

Manus' body was like the Geronimo Skull for Gwyn's Londo frat

SaikawaRiko

This guy doesnt know what a flying buttress is

Robert Karnick

Another egregious lore misread: DS2 does not imply that there was “another 5k years of gas left in the tank”, the entire point of DS2 is that ages of fire and ages of dark happen over and over again. Regardless of which ending the player chooses in 1, the fire will eventually go out and come back again someday

Robert Karnick

Seriously, the fact that fast travel has to be unlocked in DS1 and even then only works for certain bonfires makes the world feel so much more real and dangerous. Why they abandoned that system in every other game I’ll never understand

Robert Karnick

New Londo is the sunken corpse city of R’Lyeh

daddy dom for rudefems

Oldest Chapo episodes are available on my hard disks and I'm selling them burned on cds on Sunday flea markets in my non oecd county. Moldova

Henry

This Spencer guy just sounds like mini chris

dan rose

Love this series

Jethro Mojave

Pronouncing “grandeur” as “granger” is my favorite mystifying Felix pronunciation

Zane Merritt

Felix is gonna reference that web comic in every single episode isn't he

Anonymous Plant

Felix has really been on the CHAZ beat recently

Will Folse

I thought it was particularly tough this ep. I don’t really know what I expected from this series, but I didn’t know it would be about “the type of guy you watch brick with”

Son of El Topo

Yeah also the bridge doesn’t just have a single scorch mark on it like Felix said, it’s covered in scorch marks and burned bodies

Son of El Topo

Yeah I definitely went down to like 1/32 of my health at one point. It was actually pretty fun trying to figure out how to cure it while avoiding as many fights as possible

Son of El Topo

Most of the bits were pretty unfunny but I still enjoyed listening to guys needing out about Dark Souls while I dozed in a hammock

Franks Food Reviews

In the midway point when they were discussing how Big Hat Logan is the 24 year old that your female friend in high school would date I was just thinking, what are we doing here

bobbyboy32059

I am a shooter for the snake boy.

Kevin

1 hour left and these riffs and bits have been horrible. They bloat the runtime with “this is like a guy who X” and it’s extremely unfunny

Mafu

Is Gwyndolin he/him? I'm not asking as a joke, I'm just wondering wether the character's own preference is ever shown.

king_von_diesel

Spencer the intern is living a life i cannot wrap my mind around

Josh Walker

Between Bloodborne, the VAs, and Lower Undead Burg, Miyazaki has a really surprisingly deep understanding of the nature of Britain and its people

Kevin C

Gravelord Fetterman

wet_poptart

Gwyn’s music does kick ass, BUT A Moment’s Peace, the character creation theme, is straight up one of my favorite pieces of music of all time. I can write a million pretentious qualifiers about “not just by video game standards/I listen to a ton of music”, whatever, but that’s totally unnecessary because its beauty and melancholy stand entirely on their own. In the context of the game, it perfectly sets you up and tells you exactly what to expect; it’s this beautiful, heartbreaking piece, drenched in this dreamy mercurial reverb that sounds like it could swallow the entire mix at any moment and leave nothing behind. It’s this simple harp riff that loops endlessly, broken up only by a discordant and comparatively “ugly” bridge periodically, before starting back again, with the beauty of the initial cycle underscored by its own heartbreaking melody and the knowledge that it will only ever resolve into that “corrupted” sound before beginning again. It so perfectly foreshadows all of the themes and aesthetics of the game, that you are entering into this doomed world where all beauty is on its last leg and where the grip on any kind of concrete reality or life is tenuous at best. Separate from the game, on its own it is just absolutely crushing, it has this faint feeling of hope that is saddled with and subsumed in immense sadness and grief. It’s so fucking good and it perfectly sums up every single thing that makes this game and series so beautiful and agonizing.

Henry

I'm doing the jerk off motion

Henry

Jesus Christ dude

Coleman

They have no narrative. Even Elden Ring, where they paid George RR Martin to consult on the worldbuilding, is like, "You're cuuuursed but you will have your revenge!". It really takes me out of it. The games deserve praise for their innovations in gameplay, and at this point their commitment to the bit in a AAA environment that's dull and risk-averse.

RedCxy

Does anyone know if Felix has a stream? He always talks about it like on the MGS playthrough but I have no idea where to find it. Is it ChapoFym? I tune in all the time and it’s not there

wet_poptart

sorry for enjoying something lol?

Connor

i kept grinding black knights my first run through for all their armor because after i got the sword i was like "well these guys clearly have the good shit"

Brandon Hamilton

I wana listen to this but I gotta wait for Dark Souls to go on sale on steam and idk if im ever gonna see that so I guess i just gotta wait for Elden Ring up til then

Dom Servo

Funny enough so is Felix during this whole 6 hour podcast

bruce

erm actually kiryu gets stabbed in sotenbori

bruce

Some people have jobs not sure if you’re familiar

bruce

presumably, those were edited by brendan

Austin Wise

Counter point from someone who is playing this game series for the first time: I agree that the game wants to crush your spirit. I disagree that it is surmountable. Or at least there are a lot of games out that they have more responsive controls and less brutal introductions than this game, based on a couple hours of play.

Raiden

I totally think we can disagree. What I will say though is that my friends and I for example can get past all the first boss and the Taurus demon within like 40 minutes when our first play through it was literally hours maybe into the double digits. The first play through has a lot of adjusting and hard lessons. I get it if you think it is simply adjusting to “bad” controls but I think it’s more adjusting to the unique and consequential gameplay. I encourage you to keep putting in hours remember to 1. Not play greedy with your attacks 2. Heal generously and well timed 3. Remembering to cash in your souls while you are still alive

Kevin M

We need 15 minutes at the top of every episode to praise Lies of P and shit on Kahazan for some reason.

Kevin Kromenacker

Take a drink every time Felix said "grading on a curve" in this series

Liam

Praise be unto Felix for making my shifts for the next month more bearable

Antichris

dan carlin length podcast ftw

James Cronier

Hour 5 and they’re just at the catacombs. Wtfff is this? Also love it.

BT

Tim Rogers episode length

Eroq

Solidarity with the Blighttown Poop Rollers Union

Special Adeline

In my first playthrough I pissed off the moss selling lady and then got cursed and it turned out she was the only person I could reach so far who sold purging stones and I hadn’t beaten the bell gargoyles yet so I couldn’t get forgiven and get half my health bar back without beating them first and after trying a bunch to beat them with like no health I got so pissed off that I sold the game (and then bought it again a year later and beat it lol)

Jamie

Just did this. It wasn’t too bad. On my third play through, the distance between places feel smaller. I don’t mind taking a hike in this world

Jamie

Who cares lmao

Brandon Hamilton

Bought the game first Dark Knight i kill dropped the great sword then go to fight Taurus Demon and he rolls of a cliff just a great game.

Shoals

Im gay Nvm wrong podcast Anyway never really played these but pretty cool

Percle

I'm mostly enjoying the series as I replay the franchise but yeah, the irony-poisoned hedges against being lame are pretty lame. To be fair though, for every Noah Caldwell-Gervais essay there are 100 way shittier ones, so they're probably not slamming your favs specifically.

Robin

This dude Spencer is quite selfconscious of calling these fights cinematic, of sounding like a yt video essayist , who cares man just say what you want to say it’s cool to like this stuff👍 say it with your chest brotha

T4Tina

What I get out of listening as someone who doesn’t play is: I don’t play games anymore (not interested), and I find the jokes, riffing, and summaries and analysis of these games to spark my imagination on their own to the point where I don’t need to play them. I bought Elden Ring right when it first came out, played it for maybe 4-5 hours and thought: “I’m transgender: my fucking life is already a “souls game”. I do not need this shit.” But that was just my experience.

Simon Dumont

Love it when people who have replayed a game 5-10 times tell you how easy it is.

bruce

shiva of the east? more like shiva the deceased

Parker Johnston

Took me 3 weeks to finish this. Hopefully no politics have happened since I started this episode!

Samwell Ganges

The way you guys described the whole thing with Priscilla and the painted world had me floored. The arizona jug estus flask is a top tier bit I guess I'm staying subbed for awhile. Great job fellas. MGS series was an equally entertaining listen. Bullying Huey's dad 10/10