A Song I Will Not Write (Patreon)

I hope to have the expanded studio version of "Jeffrey Epstein And I Don't Care" posted tomorrow or Friday. Meanwhile, I will not be writing anything for the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Kirk was a rotten person, one who ennobled gun violence and thought empathy was a bad thing. I will not miss him in the slightest. But he was also a fellow human being, with a wife and two kids and other friends and relatives, and he may not have felt much sympathy for the 8-1/2 billion of us on the planet who are in our collective family. But I do.

And I even tried. I pulled up the lyrics from "Cheer Up, Charlie" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, listened to it, and could not write a word.

I am sure that, were our situations reversed, Kirk would not mourn me in any way. Which is fine. He was an evil son of a bitch, determined to spread that evil to the youth of America. But I'd much rather he be alive to become a failure than dead to become a martyr.