[Athenaeum Heretica] April Fools - Stultifera Astartes 0.2 - Punishments for attempted downtime in Deathwatch (Patreon)

Attention noble Astartes during the Long Vigil, heed my call! The Officium Munitorum has granted each of their most formidable of Angels, time for respite* as is proper and due, on this April 1st on His glorious divine Terra. In Stultifera Astartes, members of the Deathwatch are allowed to use their downtime effectively and with huge gameplay bonuses. Craft your own Bolter! Hone your Skills! Forge bonds of Brotherhood stronger than pure Ceramite! The Long Vigil, is supposed to feel long, and the time spent between missions is precious, too precious to waste unattended!

Ask your Watch Master immediately, if he may implement the changes found here, and we, of the Officium Munitorum, are certain, that he will immediately approve of them!

*Note: Beware, for the seeming respite granted is but a treacherous illusion, a siren's call to complacency and sloth. Let it serve as a stark reminder of the insidious threat of heresy that lurks in every shadow, ever poised to corrupt the unwary. Know this: respites are not a luxury to be indulged, but a grave violation of the sacred duty entrusted to the Deathwatch. The Ordo Xenos, in its cunning, seeks to test the resolve of the vigilant. Any Astartes who dare succumb to this deception shall face the righteous fury of their Watch Master, who is duty-bound to mete out swift and severe punishment. Let there be no mercy for those who falter, for the sanctity of the Long Vigil must be upheld at all costs. May the Emperor guide the hands of our Watch Masters as they enforce His will with unwavering resolve. In His Name!